• me at 10 pm: i should start heading to bed so i can wake up for school tomorrow
  • me at 11 pm: i need to head to bed now
  • me at 12: im going to regret this tomorrow
  • me at 3 am: no point sleeping now
  • me at 5 am: i could take a quick nap
  • me at 7 am: who the fuck let me stay up last night?

you've got that smile that only heaven can make (+)

lamelohan:

people who listen to one song from an artist and call themselves a “diehard fan”image

pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

50c:

are you crying

nah i yawned 

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officialmyspace:

um mom explain this

officialmyspace:

um mom explain this

beyoncevevo:

people who steal text posts from tumblr and put them on other social networking sites 

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maletwat:

when someone hot follows you back 

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barack-not-obama:

badgalfaashion:

underplay:

progressmarchon:

I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing. 

fucking insane. mad respect

what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.

What if he screws up drawing the other eye

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes