kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for thatimage

hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

image

watdawut:

Reality

watdawut:

Reality

taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

image

you tell me

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it