the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
When I hear my somebody say my name on the phone.
When a guy finally talks to me..
When you get caught sneaking into your bae’s house.
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything